Quest:
A Tail of Two Cats
Ritual of the Mahjarrat
Examine Information:
The Jagex Cat.
Miscellaneous Information:
Bob walks around anywhere and everywhere, anytime of the day. He is used in the A Tail of Two Cats and Ritual of the Mahjarrat quests.
Bob was supposedly an actual cat belonging to Jagex.
While wearing the Catspeak amulet (from Icthlarin's Little Helper Quest) you can speak to him. He says a bunch of comical quotes about cats:
  • "Anything not nailed down is a cat toy."
  • "Cat Rule number 1: Always act afraid when near dogs, especially if you're near a human. They will pick you up and fuss [over] you, then shout at the dog. Most amusing!"
  • "Cat Rule number 4: Beware the bag monster. These things live in small bags and under newspapers, sometimes even hidden in shoes if they are very clever. They will be very small and take on the same colour as the hiding place. Attack these things on sight - stop at nothing. If you see a bag or shoe you have not inspected recently, pounce!"
  • "Cats and teleporting just don't mix well. That's why I walk everywhere. Messes up my hair terribly."
  • "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are Guthix!"
  • "Dogs have owners. Cats have staff."
  • "Don't get distracted so easily! See, I'm distracting you right now!"
  • "Growl. OK, last try. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?.... An Eskimew!"
  • "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
  • "Nothing interesting happens."
  • "Sigh... OK. Did you hear about the cat who drank 10 bowls of milk? He set a new lap record."
  • "Sorry, I am far too busy marking my territory. {You say "Your territory? This place is ruled by the Grand Highmage Gower and his minions."} I think not. They are my minions, and I let him think that he's in charge. I'm the real power behind the throne. Yeah, it keeps them happy that way, but don't tell anyone!"
  • "Sorry, no time for chat. Still got mouse bones stuck in my teeth. How awkward."
  • "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
  • "Well, I don't believe much really since I know I am Zar-... erm, well, no, I erm, meow?"
  • "Yeah, I could tell you something really useful, but then I'd have to '1-hit you' to death. {You say "Bob, you couldn't 1-hit a noob."} Care to place a wager on that? Sorry, hang on, I've got no pockets. Maybe next time."
  • "Yes. I am your father! You can destroy Zamorak. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule this place as father and son."
  • "You know, cats are the first species to fully evolve. We're perfect." )

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